Once upon a time there was a girl. She had very few toys to play with because her family didn’t have a lot of money. The toys she did have, she loved. She would take them everywhere she went. When she played outside, she would bring them along and they would have picnics or go on “field trips” to plants that were tree-sized to her toys. She would have them climb the “trees” and they would play underneath as well.
One afternoon she began to carry the toys back home, after a wonderful trip to the “mountain”. As she brought them down the hill, she tripped, fell, hit her head on a large rock, and lost consciousness. When she awoke, she couldn’t remember who she was, or where she was going. She looked at the toys laying where they had been scattered.
Her doll’s arm was in a position that seemed to be pointing toward the forest. I don’t know where else to go, she thought to herself. She didn’t know why, but she felt a strange connection with the toys. As if they knew the real her, and they cared about her.
She needed anything that might know more about her than she remembered. She started walking toward the trees.
As she entered the forest her heart started racing. Something didn’t feel right. A crow called out. Bushes rustled. She felt a chill run down her spine. Everything within her told her to stop. But the doll…she thought.
She moved onĀ into the darkness. As if on cue, a tree branch snapped just when she was thinking of turning back. She looked toward the sound. A bear was staring at her. As she made eye contact, it charged. She turned to run and it was upon her. Tearing her apart. The last thing she saw was on the forest floor. There lay her doll, with its arm pointing out of the forest back to the hill.
Moral of the story: Sometimes a toy is only a toy. No matter how much you want it to be more.
What an ending to a previous playful story….Diane
I think I am hormonal.
I never saw that coming. Way to turn it around. I love a stark ending. It also reminded me of a very good ‘bad’ joke.
Oooo, fun. Please tell!
Not on your blog. Or mine. I don’t want to get in trouble.
You have one-time permission to say bad stuff.
Okay, three guys go hunting in Alaska. The first day, they come over a hill and on the next ridge they see a Grizzly bear. One guy says, “I know it is illegal, but I may never have another chance.” He shoots at the bear, but misses. The bear charges them and catches up to the running man, rips off his cloths and proceeds to … um… analy violate him vigorously. Then the bear wanders off.
The three men decide to pretend it never happened. But the next day, they see the bear again. Now the guy just wants revenge. He shoots again… and misses. The bear charges once more, and once more ‘has his way’ with the poor fellow. Again the three men decide to ignore it.
The next day, sure enough, they see the bear again. The man shoots but he is so jittery that he misses once again. The bear charges. He knocks the man down and ripps his cloths off…
Suddenly, the bear leans down, and in a gruff, grizzly bear voice says, “You aren’t just here for the hunting, are you?”
Lol. That is funny.
I tell it better live.
I let you tell one dirty joke and now you want to meet me for real. What the hell? I’m f!@#ing married!
I was pointing out the fact that I am naturally funny and have a gift for story and joke telling. I hardly ever try to impress the ladies with jokes about bears doing the nasty to some guy against his will, even if he is a hunter. It wasn’t a pick-up line. What is it with you?
Oh, I get it now… you did to me what that bear did to that guy… only yours was funnier…
H.H. Is Hobbler’s husband. It was his idea.
Okay, I guess that makes it even funnier.
H.H. Your not just here for the reading are you?
Now that really is funny. Just so you know, I am crazy about your wife. But not in any creepy way. She is funny, deep, thoughtful and weird. And I would like to meet both of you in real lfe someday… with my wife and kids there too. But I realize we have to keep this whole blog life separate from the real thing. Good joke.
H.H. I couldn’t resist. Not in the creepy way is a good thing. I know she’s awesome but thanks anyway.
She does occasionally veer off in unexpected mood changes just like that. She can get mad if you say the wrong thing or the right thing in the wrong way. But why am I telling you that? You must know…
H.H. That’s a woman thing is it not?
I live surrounded by women, so I can neither confirm nor deny your statement… sigh…
You know I’m still here right?
SSShhh, quiet… men are talking…
(Okay, even I know that one went too far… I am sorry)…
(But you did have it coming)…
Are you guys on two computers or what?
Umm, do I need to track down some girls so that we can bitch you out about telling a woman to SSShhh?
That was me getting back at you… now you don’t have to sit around waiting and worrying about it… I am all done… maybe…
What are you getting me back for?
Just your little dual-identity game… I am done now. It was funny.
2 computers, yes. He’s supposed to be working. I am working. (kindof)
Well, you two are just too cute together. You could spend all day having him make angry comments to people while pretending to be you.
I’m sure that he would enjoy that. I figured out what you were getting me back for.
I am not… not anymore…
H.H. She does fine on her own
Thanks Babe. I will make angry comments to you all day. Cause I know you like them so much.
I have to agree.
H.H. Ahhahaha!, Ok PMAO, I put her up to it. Just having some fun. Hahaha! Your off the hook, hahahahahahaā¦that’s funny I don’t care who you areā¦hahahahahahaā¦
Sigh…
H.H. You know it’s funny! Ahhahaha!
My site stats are feezing up… wordpress is having a melt down. I noticed a lot of adds on the humor wall yesterday. Something is up.
I think WordPress is hormonal. She gets pretty bad PMSy mood swings
She is moody. And overly analytical… ha!
You should have stopped at the good stuff…
You know I never do that.
That’s a good thing
And you also know that I can’t let you prank me without getting back at you just a little…
H.H. Bring it
Revenge is a dish best served cold… and with lots of garlic… and chives… and a cold Boddingtons ale…
Boys…always talking about girls and food.
We mostly talk about girls bringing us food…
H.H. Yeah, at hooters! Ha!
Okay, cut it out… I don’t want her mad at me, and neither do you, I bet. She has a quick trigger finger on the keyboard, and she knows all the same bloggers I know. She could make my life miserable. And yours.
I already have.
H.H. Been there done that…I ain’t scared
You are a braver man than I am.
He’ll learn one day. Baby steps…
I have to go pick up Mollie. So just be kind while I am gone…
Always.
Rrrrriiiggghhhtttt…
Hahaha…so funny…
I surrender… I capitulate… I haul up the white flag…
Well, you gave it a shot right? That’s all that matters. You can go crying to your mommy now.
I feel lucky to escape with my life. I poked the tiger, and will now crawl off with my tail between my legs…
You sound like Nathan now. When will people learn not to mess with me? At least not online.
I learned my lesson…
yeah…
I submitted OAA to a drama publishing company. I haven’t heard back yet though
They are still thinking about it… and thinking about it… (ha, I kill me)
That was funny. Laughing for real…in a silent way…you know…
Oh, no LOL, but rather the rare LFRIASW…YK
I laughed a little out loud that time.
ILALOLTT… that just doesn’t have any kind of ring to it at all.
how about “fake lol” flol…
Aren’t those some kind of Greek snack food?
Too bad they don’t have an animated emoticon for lmao.
That is a great idea! It couldn’t be that hard to make one
Over MY head. Sorry I did not get back when we were conversing, long ago. I was at a convention, remember — got home and crached, which erased my memory.
So sorry. Where were we — Oh, I like cooking and you do not, or something. Ah well, I like humor and you sure can dish it out!
Yes, I remember. I hate it when real life gets in the way of blogging. What was your convention about?
Well, not Startrek.
It was for home schoolers. Since I did that for a quarter century, they like me to talk about it. Lotsa needy moms out there who want their kids and home and need advice about the days when they have second thoughts, or the neighbors get antisocial, etc.
Yeah, I bet. I don’t think I could homeschool my kids. I don’t have the patience for it.
I feel so lame just saying “Great story!”… but this is another great story! I always want them to go on.
Thanks. Great story is just as good as any other compliment. I am so glad you liked it.
The dialogue between you, HH and PMAO was a hoot. That was like a bonus!
It was fun. I told H.H. he should set up a wordpress id so he could easily get on and tease me. He said that he is to busy with work and all, but maybe we can all talk him into it. It would be fun.
Really DIane! WOW…what a twist
It was fun.
Many many apologies for not getting to your posts until now, Hobbles. This story is AMAZING. Heartbreaking, clever, bittersweet, thought-provoking. Really really good stuff.
That is just fine Madame. You have been pretty busy with your boobs and all…
I am actually on your blog right now reading those comments.
And I owe you an email/text, I haven’t forgotten that either.
Lol, when you get a chance. No rush.
Did not see it coming and really loved the ‘end’ or moral to the story.
Hey Hobs: you are already writing a book. It’s a book of “children’s” and sometimes grownups stories, short ones, but it’s true.
Think of the Grim Brothers – lots of short stories with a bunch of different tales – all in the same book.
That might work for you. Bundle them all together and call it a short story book. Which works real good for bedtime.
BTW: shortest story ever told? The one I tell people:
“He lived. He died. The end.”
if they complain I add:
“He was born.”
What else you want for a buck and a nickel, LOLing!
I love your short story! I might have to compile all these Bedtime Stories, like you suggested. I’ll keep writing them either way.