How wonderful I think of thee.
I type, although I need to pee.
Fat and thin, all alike
Can act like we swim or ride a bike.
My stats so often I will check,
That I soon get a cramp in my neck.
My butt is sore, my legs are hairy
But to walk away now would be quite scary
Cause, what if someone would subscribe
Besides the two I had to bribe?
So here all day I’ll faithfully sit
With each new post, hoping people like it.
Oh WordPress I could never do
Without my only friend….that’s you.