Bull fighting is really bull avoiding, in which case I am a professional now that school is back in session.
Driving is much more fun in a go-cart or bumper-car.
If you don’t know the words to a song, you should probably not sing it loudly in public.
You can’t run for president unless you’re a millionaire, so quit telling your kids they can be anything they want to be.
There are too many people with too much time on their hands. http://www.odditycentral.com/
There is no such thing as a stupid question…only stupid people.
It is easier to parent when you don’t have kids.
You should probably be suspicious of everything. http://wp.me/p1Cvgh-18
Happiness can’t be bottled, but bottles can bring happiness.
You are never more right than when you think you are wrong.