Bull fighting is really bull avoiding, in which case I am a professional now that school is back in session.
Driving is much more fun in a go-cart or bumper-car.
If you don’t know the words to a song, you should probably not sing it loudly in public.
You can’t run for president unless you’re a millionaire, so quit telling your kids they can be anything they want to be.
There are too many people with too much time on their hands. http://www.odditycentral.com/
There is no such thing as a stupid question…only stupid people.
It is easier to parent when you don’t have kids.
You should probably be suspicious of everything. http://wp.me/p1Cvgh-18
Happiness can’t be bottled, but bottles can bring happiness.
You are never more right than when you think you are wrong.
Yes, go kart is more fun but so long as my daughter isn’t driving my real car INTO another car 😛
Yeah, that would stink. Did you happen to see the pic of the garage door (bottom of http://wp.me/p1Cvgh-7p)? That was one of the main reasons I don’t miss driving too much. It cost about $1,000 for the new garage doors, and thank goodness we have insurance for the truck…$750 for the deductible, about $7,000 actual damage. Real car accidents are definitely more expensive.
And some people (many) are never more wrong than when they are absolutely, positively determined they are right!
Isn’t it weird how they’re almost always men too?
$7000!?!? yipes!!! how long did that take to repair and stuff? ouch! 😦
The truck is actually in the shop now because they “fixed” it with the wrong parts. I think they are probably in the “smart people” category.
Fixed it with the wrong parts…wow ‘smart people’ indeed, hope they are going to foot their own bill for their own screw ups!
They are, but it is a little frustrating; although running through the garage door was way more frustrating…I guess I’ll let them live. 🙂
Fair nuff lol 🙂 🙂
Bull fighting is about seeing how close you can let the bull pass without poking you, not that I approve.
Good list, but you forgot one;
There is no such thing as a foolproof anything, you just need to find a better fool…
(That is an original, by the way)
lol, I’ll add it to the quote page on some other blog I heard about once…
cool.