Just in Case You Didn’t Already Know…

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Bull fighting is really bull avoiding, in which case I am a professional now that school is back in session.

Driving is much more fun in a go-cart or bumper-car.

If you don’t know the words to a song, you should probably not sing it loudly in public.

You can’t run for president unless you’re a millionaire, so quit telling your kids they can be anything they want to be.

There are too many people with too much time on their hands. http://www.odditycentral.com/

There is no such thing as a stupid question…only stupid people.

It is easier to parent when you don’t have kids.

You should probably be suspicious of everything. http://wp.me/p1Cvgh-18

Happiness can’t be bottled, but bottles can bring happiness.

You are never more right than when you think you are wrong.

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12 thoughts on “Just in Case You Didn’t Already Know…

    • Yeah, that would stink. Did you happen to see the pic of the garage door (bottom of http://wp.me/p1Cvgh-7p)? That was one of the main reasons I don’t miss driving too much. It cost about $1,000 for the new garage doors, and thank goodness we have insurance for the truck…$750 for the deductible, about $7,000 actual damage. Real car accidents are definitely more expensive.

  1. Bull fighting is about seeing how close you can let the bull pass without poking you, not that I approve.
    Good list, but you forgot one;
    There is no such thing as a foolproof anything, you just need to find a better fool…
    (That is an original, by the way)

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