There are way to many of you people out there who make money to write (novelists, magazine articles, etc). Therefore, I think I am going to start charging visitors to my site. You can still check it out for free for a while, but then I am going to find some of those Nigerian princes or whatever through whom you can send money to me.
I know you might be thinking “why should I pay you?”, but I like money. I also like to write. Sure I haven’t put the time and effort into writing a novel or something, but isn’t it better to get short little clips and great advice that don’t take you days or weeks to read?
Since I am not sure how to actually go about making you all send me money, I need to do some research. That, of course, will cost you extra.
Now for those of you who are thinking “There is no way I would ever pay to read someone’s blog”, just think of me as a magazine subscription or something. Also, if I lose too many followers after publishing this, I will probably let some of you view it for free while the
suckers nice people pay.
Sorry I have to do this, but I am tired of being jealous of all the real writers who have proof of their talent in the form of a check. One day I may write a book or something, but you might as well start paying me now. If I ever do write an actual novel, I might let all you payers have one for free (or maybe a raffle or something). Thanks everyone!