About s week ago I wrote down some resolutions for 2012. It’s only January 1st, but so far they aren’t going so well. Here’s a quick recap: embarrass kids, start bad habit, Superglue mouth shut, exercise more, and give to others.
Embarrass kids: you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to embarrass your kids when you are all just at home. The neighbor kids came over, but I guess they are used to me with no makeup, messy hair, messy house, etc. I guess I could go out there and start picking my nose or something, but there’s a fine line between embarrassing them and embarrassing myself.
Start a bad habit: that sounds like it would be easy, but I’m pretty indecisive. I don’t want to become a crack-head or something crazy like that, so this one’s kind of tricky.
Supergluing my mouth shut: this one really would help out with a lot, but anyone who has accidentally stuck their fingers together knows that Superglue is some pretty serious stuff. I don’t know if I’m really that committed.
Exercise more: if you read the original resolution post, you’d know that I wanted to exercise things like the remote control…not my muscles, but with my handy little EMS machine, my muscles can get a workout even if I am just watching tv, so it kind of cancels out my resolve to be lazy.
Give more: this one was designed for giving things like advice, body odor, etc. Unfortunately for this resolution I took a shower and haven’t thought of any good advice to give each person who knows me. Sure I could give out some bad advice…well, ok, here is my advice…make lots of resolutions.