I’m too sexy…errr hairy…

This post was inspired by a WordPress friend. Please read her post here before continuing, it will definitely be worth your time. If you have never heard this song, watch the real version first, then click the karaoke version and have it playing in the background while you insert the lyrics here.

Occasionally I remake song lyrics into more meaningful expressions of daily life. This one is for you, Life is a Bowl of Kibble; although I, and probably many of you, can relate.

Real – Karaoke 

I’m too hairy for my love

Too hairy for my love

Love’s going to leave me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m too hairy for makeup

Too hairy for makeup

Look like a wolf pup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I’m too hairy I should shave

Too hairy I should shave

Or hide in a cave

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I’m too hairy for your picture

Too hairy for your picture

No way I will endure

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m a woman you know that should mean

That I won’t get little hairs on my cheekbones

I’m a woman you know that should mean

That my face shouldn’t look like Sly Stallone’s

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m too hairy for the store

Too hairy for the store

Won’t open the door

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I’m too hairy I should wax

Too hairy I should wax

Stop hair in its tracks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m a woman you know that should mean

That my chin will not be sprouting black hair

I’m a woman you know that should mean

I wouldn’t have as much hair as a brown bear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m too hairy for my

Too hairy for my, too hairy for my

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Cause I’m a woman you know that should mean

Facial hair will make me start to freak out

I’m a woman you know that will mean

I will soon start to beg, cry, scream and shout

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m too hairy like a cat

So hairy like a cat

This is worse than being fat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m so hairy I feel sick

So hairy I feel sick

It’s so gross and thick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I’m too hairy for this song