8. Who was horrified when her favorite movie was playing on AMC.
7. Who has thrown away or eaten the last cookie/candy/etc. so the kids don’t fight over it.
6. Who would probably write a book if not addicted to WordPress.
5. Who has eaten something off the floor (and told her kids not to).
3. Who would like her own island when it’s PMS time.
2. Who sometimes lingers in the bathroom just to be alone.
1. Who suspects all of her little weird habits are not so weird after all.