Trying to tell some people that you don’t really like getting those rule-bound awards is like trying to nail jello to a tree…oh…awkward…I just received the Glitter E. Yaynus Award from Nailing Jello To A Tree. Ummm well, I guess I’m in it now.
Thanks…really…I was just joking earlier…
Anyway, the rules for this one are: thank the nominator, and confess 5 things about myself that make others want to kill me and list 5 things I’d be willing to shove up my derriere if held at gunpoint and forced to do so.
I just can’t thank you enough Nailing Jello.
One of the great things about being in a wheelchair is that most people pretend like they don’t want to kill me, but I imagine if they did, it would be for:
1. Being to slow. It’s kind of like road rage, but at slower speeds.
2. I think I’m funny…more often than I actually am funny. It gets annoying.
3. I’m actually pretty moody. One of my kids asked if I know how to laugh once. It made me even more depressed than usual. I’m trying to work on that one.
Sorry, but that is all I can think of now. Next time someone says “I want to kill you because of that” I will be sure to write it down.
As far as sticking things where the sun doesn’t shine, I don’t know…a suppository maybe? Oh, I’ve got one, baking soda and vinegar. If you are going to stick something up there, you might as well make it interesting.
Because I am so nice, I am not going to pass this award on to anyone. If I visit your blog quite often, you are probably one of the one’s I would have chosen. Feel free to sing my praises for not sharing another rule award…just don’t sing too loud, I don’t want to attract any more attention to this blog, people might want to pass on some more awards.