I thought after my liar post…

Trying to tell some people that you don’t really like getting those rule-bound awards is like trying to nail jello to a tree…oh…awkward…I just received the Glitter E. Yaynus Award from Nailing Jello To A Tree. Ummm well, I guess I’m in it now.

Glitter E Yaynus

Thanks…really…I was just joking earlier…

Anyway, the rules for this one are: thank the nominator, and confess 5 things about myself that make others want to kill me and list 5 things I’d be willing to shove up my derriere if held at gunpoint and forced to do so.

I just can’t thank you enough Nailing Jello.

One of the great things about being in a wheelchair is that most people pretend like they don’t want to kill me, but I imagine if they did, it would be for:

1. Being to slow. It’s kind of like road rage, but at slower speeds.
2. I think I’m funny…more often than I actually am funny. It gets annoying.
3. I’m actually pretty moody. One of my kids asked if I know how to laugh once. It made me even more depressed than usual. I’m trying to work on that one.

Sorry, but that is all I can think of now. Next time someone says “I want to kill you because of that” I will be sure to write it down.

As far as sticking things where the sun doesn’t shine, I don’t know…a suppository maybe? Oh, I’ve got one, baking  soda and vinegar. If you are going to stick something up there, you might as well make it interesting.

Because I am so nice, I am not going to pass this award on to anyone. If I visit your blog quite often, you are probably one of the one’s I would have chosen. Feel free to sing my praises for not sharing another rule award…just don’t sing too loud, I don’t want to attract any more attention to this blog, people might want to pass on some more awards.

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12 thoughts on “I thought after my liar post…

  1. Thank you so much for not nominating me (or any one else) for this very special and prestigous award. I don’t even want to think about sticking something up my ‘sore ass’ today. If you read my blog you’ll understand what I mean. Enough said for now, and thanks again for the non-nomination. You’re the best. T

    • Thanks…I’ve been cellphone blogging and haven’t figured out how to drag the pic over without moving the whole screen. It’s like I’m in the stone age with this thing. 😉 I guess I’ll get on the real computer tomorrow and add it.

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