Yes, I heard you but…

10. My head was already so full of useless knowledge that it couldn’t process more.

9. You have a really long hair sticking out of your nose.

8. I didn’t think you were serious.

7. *This one is for the men out there: I lied…I didn’t really hear you. I was too busy looking at your boobs.

6. *this is for the hookers: you aren’t paying me to listen.

5. *this is for the drive through attendant: could you repeat that?

4. I wasn’t actually listening.

3. It seemed less important than my other thoughts.

2. I thought you were talking to yourself again.

1. It was stupid…I didn’t want to tell you, but you kept pushing it.

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