10. My head was already so full of useless knowledge that it couldn’t process more.
9. You have a really long hair sticking out of your nose.
8. I didn’t think you were serious.
7. *This one is for the men out there: I lied…I didn’t really hear you. I was too busy looking at your boobs.
6. *this is for the hookers: you aren’t paying me to listen.
5. *this is for the drive through attendant: could you repeat that?
4. I wasn’t actually listening.
3. It seemed less important than my other thoughts.
2. I thought you were talking to yourself again.
1. It was stupid…I didn’t want to tell you, but you kept pushing it.