Ever heard of “Wordless Wednesday”? Here is a real one for you…fill in the blanks with your own idea for this true story:
Today I went on a trip to the ______ _______.
It really is such a beautiful building. When I got in, it was obvious that this day was going to be all about _________. First I was met by a lovely woman who after talking for a while, wanted to walk with me in the ___________________.
When we returned to the room, I could tell that we were about to ___________ _________ ___________________.
When it was all done, she left, and a man came into the room. He started checking me out, and soon was asking me all about myself. He told me that I looked ____________, and called me sweetie a few times. When he was done, he said that I was better than ______________.
Shortly after that, I was taken to another room where I was told by a different man that I had beautiful _____________. He also had a job to do, and when he was done, he asked if I wanted a _____________ or ________________.
Later a woman did other _____________ to me. She poked and prodded all over the place, and said that I was ____________ in some areas and ___________ in others.
I went on another walk a little later, and now I am sitting here cell phone typing while I relax and wait for them to ______________ _________ _________ in.
All in all, it has been a pretty ______________ day.
*Update: Now that I am _______________, I feel __________ and ______________. Next time I think I will ____________ __________________ _________________.
Outer space, monkey farm, dentist… possibilities are endless, so use your imagination and have fun. Just remember, the story is real, but your answers don’t have to be. I really am sitting here waiting now. I’ll publish the real answers later.