*This is not an exhaustive list. I have done way too many stupid things for a measly blog post. Also, I might have mentioned some of these in other posts, but I have too much brain damage from other stupid things to remember.
Put ear wax remover in my eye – it hurts just to think of it. Just remember before you put anything in your eye, check the bottle.
As a teen, I called a very out-of-my-league guy and told him who I was and that I liked him. Either one of those things might have been okay on their own…no, it is better not to do that at all.
Ran the truck through the garage door – I definitely mentioned that one before.
Something stupid I do on a regular basis is talk too much. I really hate that one.
Installed…yeah, pretty much all my installations deserve a mark the stupidity scale.
Almost put Superglue on my eyelid. Does that count if it just “almost” happened?
Did I mention I talk too much? That applies to writing (in something other than a book) too, so enough self-reflection.
For the smartest question a stupid person will ever ask…or the stupidest question a smart person will ask see: Are Stupid People Smart Enough To Know They’re Stupid.
If that link speaks to you, see: What to do when you realize you’re an idiot.