10. That I have a least three different places that I hide food from my husband/kids.
9. Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom even when I am not doing anything, just for the peace and quiet.
8. You actually can eat raw cookie dough without dying from salmonella.
7. Most things are better left unsaid.
6. That I am sick and tired of people being “nice”.
5. Long, hot, bubble baths are sometimes better than anything else. Really anything.
4. That even though I said that was a great name for your pet…I lied. I actually think it is pretty stupid. Especially after knowing the world of Wonderbutt. The honestly-best-name-ever for a dog…see this post where he literally produced a miracle.
3. Mysteries are usually better before someone solves them.
2. That I was ready for your kids to go home an hour ago.
1. That there are a lot of other things I should say, but today is not the day.