#9. I’m trying to prove that preservatives are bad for you by eating only pre-cooked meals.
#8. It is a chore that never truly ends (similar to laundry and brushing your teeth).
#7. Too many reality tv shows about cooking…it’s way over-rated.
#6. Every ounce of energy and time spent cooking creates a waste after the meal… dishes, trash, leftover storage, moldy disposal of previous leftovers, bodily waste, and don’t get me started on picky eaters or other dinner time drama.
#5. Somehow a hair ends up in too many dishes. (Never the ones we serve to guests so if you are coming over, don’t worry).
#4. The pots and pans look so much nicer when they have never been used.
#3. Every time I chop vegetables, I worry that I might be killing the Veggie Tales characters.
#2. There are so many readily available crappy food restaurants, why make your own?
#1. If God had wanted me to cook, I wouldn’t only be able to make babies in my “oven”.