I am really loving every idea that people throw out there. After the Goldilocks affair, one of my awesome commenters and I had a brief discussion, which ended up in a suggestion to write a letter to the editor. Thanks Jennifer for the challenge, and as usual, it fits into Trifextra‘s prompt too.
How dare you make a mockery of classic stories such as The Three Little Pigs and Goldilocks. Misinterpreting their intended meaning is an outrage. I am cancelling my subscription. – Pissed off in Pennsylvania
It does not take a genius to see that both of those fairy tales centered around murder before you ever wrote a thing. Thanks for bringing out the obvious. – Your Reality Check
She had no right to come into our home and touch our stuff, and our friend Sam the pig? His brother was a stuck up asshole. Good riddance to them both. – Papa Bear