This Trifecta is going to have to be a rapidly thought out affair. My topic is what the world would be like if everyone had a Siamese twin. Thank’s for the suggestion Nukemm33, and by the way, if you haven’t seen his blog, he is kind of genius at providing great word porn (although his commentary on my blog might be my favorite part), so you should check it out.
Trifecta’s word is thunder –
3: bang, rumble (the thunder of big guns)
It shouldn’t have bothered her so much. Everyone had a Siamese twin. Some were just more annoying than others. Hers took the cake. Since they were attached at the shoulder, sort of back-to-back, Sara wouldn’t even see it coming. The thunder of the gun shooting a bullet into her sister’s head sounded more like a cymbal proclaiming the end to a long, horrible ordeal. Now to saw the body off…
How very sinister. Makes you realize how valuable someone time alone can be.
Yes, my alone time especially…don’t test me on this one… :)
Ewwwwwww.
Bloody brilliant! And deviant, of course!
Thanks Ginger! You rock. Happy birthday the quick version too. I’ll be back later with the longer one.
Yaaaaaaaaaay. I call dibs on the body….for science….for science….
Ewwwwww…I mean…ok…science, sure
Also, wait. If you are in a wheelchair and your Siamese twin is in a wheelchair…how the hell do you both get around. I mean is one of your kind of hanging out the back…or is it some kind of cool duel wheelchair invention. Maybe it’s kind of like those spinny rides at the carnival where there’s a big wheel and everyone spins it and then you want to spin one way but your sister wants to spin the other and your mom picks her way because she always picks her side because she loves her more and thinks you’re just a …..sorry, got kind of sidetracked there. Great story.
Why do you think I shot her? Mommy won’t find out cause she’s dea…umm, she’s DEA, or is it she is a dear, yeah, let’s go with that. I don’t know where my dear mom is. (don’t look under the maple tree out back).
Should I be worried here? This is a dark side I didn’t see coming. Wow! Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
As long as you aren’t stuck to my shoulder, you should be okay. ;)
Dark and morbid. I love it!
Thanks Michelle! I have been in a sick mood for a couple weeks now. All about sex or death. I am not sure what is going on, but I’m glad you can get into it with me. ;)
I grew up reading Stephen King, if that tells you anything.
Me too Michelle! We were destined to be disturbed blog friends. ;)
So it appears! Cool!
Me three on Stephen King!
We should start a disturbed girls of WP club.
Aah! That was definitely not what I was expecting when you started talking about Siamese twins. Fun, though! I like the bit about the cymbals! Very nice touch.
Thank you! I tried to imagine life as a Siamese twin, and I couldnt imagine both of us surviving. I just am one of those people who really needs alone time. Sad but true.
Wow…that’s cold. And, yet – what a great story!!! :)
Thanks! It just is the only thing I could think would actually happen if I, um, I mean everyone had a Siamese twin.
You make me giggle with delight every time. Particularly this time, as I envision the gymnastics she’s got to be doing to liberate herself. Nothing, I’m sure, that a full-length mirror and a long chainsaw can’t accomplish……….. :lol:
Lol, I’m pretty sure she’s willing to do whatever it takes. Her twin will start stinking in a few days, and she has some shopping to do.
If she waits long enough and can handle the stench, I’m pretty sure she’ll be able to scrape most of the ooze off as she decomposes, you know, if she’s chainsaw shy. :D
Lol, yeah, that makes sense. Too bad she doesn’t have a set of evil Siamese twin twins to help her get the body off.
Ohhhh, that would be the bomb, wouldn’t it? :lol:
Yes, unless the evil twin twin was so evil that it killed both the leftover good twin and the extra evil Siamese twin. This is getting a little confusing.
Oh Hobbsy – it is brilliant..but so evil.. Really good though..
Disturbing and brilliant..as usual!
Thanks Bird. I am not sure which one of those two words I like better.
:)
Very sinister! Made the hair on my neck stand up.
That is so cool. I recently discovered my sinister side and I think I am in love with it. ;)
Dark and so surprising!
Thanks! It was fun to write!
Oooo…this reminds me of an old black and white horror movie. I love it!
That is an awesome compliment! Thank you so much!
You’re very welcome!
Very sinister! I like it.
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Ooooooooooo! I knew something was up because of the picture. What to do know? Creepy.
Is it weird that each time I read it I laugh? Thank you for thinking it creepy. That is the most appropriate response. There is just something wrong with me I think. ;)
Quite creepy, but I wonder if they share any organs?
Sorry, it took me so long. It would be weird if they shared an organ, but maybe she could just get one of those tupperware containers and cut the organ out of her dead sis and put it in the container and then superglue it on. That would be better than having no alone time.
HOLY COW. I didn’t expect that.
Lol, thanks! I am hoping her twin didn’t expect it either.
Gah! I mean, really, GAH! :) I love how you took it to the line and then crossed right over. Sawing her off? (Frankly, that seems rather difficult, unless your Siamese twins were also contortionists…)
Yeah, it would be hard…maybe she could saw the head off first with a hacksaw. Or maybe she could just lean up against a grinder or something…
ACK!
lol
;-)
I love that you use suggestions from your readers, and each week you do such a great job!! This was awesome, I loved it!
Thanks! You just reminded me that I haven’t asked for any suggestions for next weeks. Do you have any?
lol No, I am only good at following prompts/suggestions, not creating them :)
I might just have to do something a little different this week. My weekend is going to be crazy busy. Thanks for letting me know though.
Oh dear. Better hurry, or she might bleed to death, too, even if they are only conjoined at the shoulder.
Good point. I guess using her nail file won’t cut it huh.
Thanks for linking up with Trifecta this week. What a gross, disturbing little story you’ve given us here. The comments are entertaining as well. Nice job giving us a little shock of the unexpected here. It’s always welcome. Hope to see you back again soon.
I think that is the nicest thing you have ever said about my writing. I love you too Trifecta…
“Word porn”… that’s great! I’ve heard of gun porn and camera porn (only once or twice… I was going to set up a category on my blog with that name but checkened out). Ahh, the infinite flexability of the English language!
Er, make that “chickened out”!