Next weekend, everyone is invited to the biggest party of the season. How do I know it’s going to be the biggest party? Because it’s a pity party!
Have you ever wanted to share your burdens with the world?
Do you ever look at happy people and want to punch them?
If you could be anything, would you choose to be someone else?
Then this party is for you!
If you answered no to all of the above questions, this party is for you, to show all of us whiners how amazing you are.
If you have had pity parties in the privacy of your own mind, it is time to share them with the world.
Bring me your tired, your weak, your pissed off.
This party will require participation.
Your job? Write a pity party post (funny, serious, crazy, etc.) on your blog and link up. Don’t post it until next weekend, Friday through Sunday (August 31st – Sept. 2nd). Also, be sure to come here, for lots of “poor me” fun. This party is for everyone, so be sure to invite your friends, family, and people who write whiny blogs. Invite people who write happy blogs too…they should feel our pain!
Remember to link to this blog when you post, so that I can read them and gloat about my problems being worse than yours.
I am having one this weekend, but I can come to yours next weekend too. Whoot!
Awesome! I’ll check it out soon.
Are you having a real party, or a blog party?
I am having a real one. Yay.
No one has Blog parties quite like you do, Hobbs!
Thanks Ginger! Have fun with your party!
AWESOME. I will do this.
It will be so much fun. The more people who do it, the more fun it will be.
This is a great idea. If nothing else, the party will be interesting. 🙂 No awkward pauses in conversation, because if there are, we can just whine about how there are too many awkward pauses in the conversation, except then there really won’t be awkward pauses…. I guess we could whine about how there aren’t enough awkward pauses in conversation….. you probably get my point.
It will be a blast. I hope lots of people play.
You my love letter writing chicky just hit me where it counts! ( i dont blog oh poor me) But dag nab i net. i will be there! any who.. So ha ha. Also in case ya’ll do not know of the inner secret Football starts on the first day of Sept.I am only a fan because I have to.( or not be included in the inner circle) Who is bringing the killer Nachos?? Is pity spelled with a capital P. 🙂 oh Red or white with that wine??? oops whine…
I’m not into football, but I’ll try to remember to whine about it.
Is there a secret handshake or anything? Costume or ??? White tails or Ball gown? (you caught me just up from a nap and boy and am I funny or what?) Where is that coffee boy any one know?
Lol, no clothing required.
Good thing. I hate for my coffee boy to wear clothes.
Yes, that would disgrace the whole profession. 😉
I’ll be right there with your coffee. 😉
Men…
This has nothing to do with anything but Please be aware of storm that may or may not be comeing. I dont know where ya’ll live. Oh yeah I have storm ptsd so just take care please. oh; and back up your computer machine thingys 🙂 you can delete this Ms HH if you want…
Thanks for the warning!
Every day is a pity party for me…
Me too! So you’ll come?
It depends on how anti-social I am feeling at the time.
Hold on… Let me get my violin…
You were just practicing right?
Namaste! So I went ahead and created my blog. Check out this link>>> https://adorablya.wordpress.com/
–AnkitaD (remember me?)
Awesome!
You my dear Ms HH are creating little monsters. Hooked up with a new blogget. she is “marked” so I may follow. I will watch and see… BIG Smiles from Alabama….. tell her to get a thingy so that i may suscribe.( do not know proper name)
Was it Ankita D? She is now adorablyad. She’s a sweetie.
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Everyone likes to pity themselves. If you say you don’t, you’re a big stupid liar-face. So, you might as well do it for everyone to see and participate in this.
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I’m going to have to participate in this! Just need a few days to think up something ridiculous enough to make a wave…
We should have a lot of fun. I don’t know everything I’m going to do yet, but I’m a huge fan of pity parties. I’m sure we all will think of something.
A Pity Party! Yay! I can do this! It’s a little known fact (or a big known fact & I just deny it like crazy) that I can whine my ass of if compelled to do so and you’re compelling me. Therefore, I must participate. 😀
Or whine my ass OFF… lol
Hey, everybody does it sometimes. I’m kind of hoping I’m in mid PMS this weekend, so the whining, angry rants will be second nature. 😉
Hmmmm…even if we aren’t in mid PMS can’t we just say we are? lol
Yes! That’s the great thing about blog parties, we can pretend whatever!
Hey Lisa…do you ever sleep?
Sometimes, not well. I kind of nap instead of really sleep.
Sorry. You should probably try. I suppose I should too. See you in a few hours. 😉
Think I will. Sleep well. xo
Awesome Lisa! I’m so excited to see what everyone comes up with.
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An invite to all my friends that want to come. It should be worth the time and will be lots of fun.
Lets Parttttyyyy like its 1999 – count me in!
This is going to be so much fun!
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Everybody needs this at times no matter what. Especially when you are 18 and have no idea what to do with life….
Thanks for reblogging! What if you are 31 and don’t know what to do with life? 😉
Well i guess….we all need to improvise.
Or maybe just sit around feeling sorry for ourselves.
okay that’s depressing! -_-“” Though a lot easier option..:)
You are still young…there’s hope for you…
yeah… but high school final year! Freaky with all the college options.
I’m sure you’ll choose the right one.
But we are going camping… now I already feel sorry for myself…
Why don’t you write a post and schedule it for the weekend?
I will try, but there is a lot going on. I may just have to feel sorry for myself all alone. I already got a good start yesterday.
Why did you feel sorry for yourself yesterday?
I did that ‘let’s talk about stuff’ post. I whined a little. Now I am all better.
Hey, I’m going to catch up damn it! I think it is good for you to only post 2 chapters a week though. It’s a good book. You should use the extra time to submit it to some publishers.
That is the plan.
Good. Please remember that Harry Potter took I think 20something rejections before being published. Don’t get too upset if you get a few too. It will be worth the wait.
I have been rejected all my life. But when the professionals do it, sheeesh…
The professionals will do it, because they are all jerks except whichever one accepts it. Wade through the jerks PMAO.
That is the new name of our band… wade through the jerks… I need to send an email.
It’s a good name!
yup
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Do you lose whatever respect you might have for Trifecta if one of the editors (cough) links up with thirty pages of self-pity?
No way! That would be awesome! I would love to see you there.
I almost asked you if we could do a 33 word pity party for this weekend’s Trifextra too, but I didn’t want to be more annoying.
I’ll be able to stop by Saturday for a bit. Will there be a pool? I recently got a skin tag removed and would like to show off the bod.
Gross…I mean, sorry, no pool. You can whine about pool-less parties though.
I actually hate pool parties. I got invited to one 5 years ago and didn’t go because some girl who liked me would be there. I knew seeing me in a bathing suit she would no longer like me.
Sometimes people don’t see you the same way you see yourself.
I’m not a fan of pool parties or swimsuits in general either though.
We were teenagers at the time. I would have been ridiculed and she would have never talked to me ever again. Now instead she never talks to me ever again. Probably realized I wasn’t good enough for her 😦
Looks like I’ve already got this pity party started!
If she would have not liked you for a stupid reason like that, you are too good for her.
Even though you already started, you still have to come back. I wished it. Ha!
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And done! Although I probably did it wrong just like I do everything else wrong and there are probably lots of grammatical errors even though I try really hard to not make them and when I do make them then everyone laughs at me.
That was fun!!! 😀
There’s no right or wrong. I have grammar errors all the time. Thanks for doing it Lisa! I’ll be there in just a bit.
That was part of me feeling sorry for myself. LOL!!! 😀
Perfect timing!
Party on! 😀
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Things are pretty good. No complaints. Eating some ice cream! Mmmmm, ice cream. Coffee Flavored, with Peanut butter, Caramel and Honey. No holding back for me! This is a calorie day, because I deserve it. Good day.
That ice cream sounds kind of gross, but interesting too. I’m not a big honey fan, and peanut butter with coffee? No, I’m not interested anymore.
Oh, and this comment got spammed. So, I guess it’s not a good day anymore. Yeah, you probably don’t care. Anyway, I’m glad you had a good day Hotspur, and sorry about the spam.
I’ll be a day late. Long weekend got in the way
Take your time John. Hope you’re having a great weekend.
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