Is it just me, or does she seem too happy for that song?
Top Ten Things You Should Pity Me For
10. My size. It doesn’t matter what size I am. It could always be better.
9. This is a pity party. That should be reason enough.
8. My butt hurts. All the time. Worst thing about being in a wheelchair.
7. I’m not a millionaire. Other people are. Guess I’m not good enough for that.
6. Nobody is coming to my pity party. Oh, you’re here? Well, aren’t you lucky. Since I called you nobody, you have something to feel sorry for yourself about. No one called me nobody.
5. All the stupid scratch tickets I’ve wasted money on.
4. No one reads/buys my book. It isn’t because I haven’t written one. I haven’t written one because no one would read or buy it.
3. My dog died. When I was like, 19. It wasn’t really my dog. I don’t actually like dogs much. Maybe you should feel sorry for me having a dog.
2. Dog lovers hate me now.
1. People always want me to give them a reason to pity me. Just do it!
There’s a few questions in the comments, and feel free to add your own, then go write your pity party if you haven’t already.