The key to having any perfect party is effective planning. Here are some tips to help your next pity party be a great success.
1. Choose the perfect date – The best day for a pity party is a day that most people will be busy. Then when they don’t show up, you will have an extra reason to be sad.
2. Invite as many people as possible – By inviting lots of people, you will guarantee the party’s failure. Start with the president, and as many politicians as possible, then hit up your entire email address list, and all of your Facebook “friends”. Save the people who might actually show up for last, so the odds of them making other plans are high.
3. Forget about the party There is nothing better than forgetting about your own party to ensure that at least a few people will be pissed off.
I would write additional tips, but I have a party to forget about.
While you mourn my loss, please check out the following party posts:
Rebecca2000: WTF Friday #4
Roly: Hobbler’s Pity Party, and Pity Party Pooper Too
LifeInTheFarceLane: Pity party, party pooper
Lisa Summerlin: All In A Day’s Whine
Love and Lunchmeat: Oh, the Things I Could Do If I Were More Like Martha and Double Plus Not Good
Edward Hotspur: Hobbler’s Pity Party and Silly Pity
Bats: Pity Party USA via Hobbler
SandyLikeABeach: James Hiding Philosophy Notes In Pity Party Dress Taken For Joyce
Adorablyad – I Have a Lot to Pity Myself For
Hobbler: It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To and Whiners of the World Unite
Ya know, I was going to write a second blog but couldn’t find anything else to whine about which I guess is a good thing b/c I was pretty bratty in the first one. I’ve had a blast reading everyone’s blogs though! This was a great idea you had. 😀
Nope, I wasn’t mad at you, just sad. I cried a bit… which actually added quite nicely to the pity party. 😉
I’m sorry. What can I do to make it up to you.
No worries. Still won’t feed you to the zombies!
That’s good. I probably don’t taste great anyway. I’m mostly skin and bones. 😉
You forgot to link Nemesis: namratasbd.
I didn’t know she did one. I will add the link when I get to a real computer. Thanks for letting me know.
Sure. Where are you posting these from, anyway?
I’ve done a lot on my phone. I’m on that now, but it doesn’t show me every notification, and some of the links from people about the party haven’t even shown up on the real computer either. A lot of info doesn’t show on my phone.
I see.
She has a petty pity party post, but does she have another?
Nope. Just one. And it’s two people, BTW. Namrata B. and Namrata D. They actually started pitying themselves in the end. -_-“
Well, I’ll add their link to Nathan’s for now, and a little later I’ll write a post with all the links.
Sure. Got it. D’s my sister, BTW#2
Ahh, the plot thickens. 😉 I wondered that when I read your comments on the post you reblogged.
cave girls? How can you get that from the comments?
You had told me the blog story, and I have two sisters. It just sounded like sisters. 😉
Ooo, I see. But the one I was chatting with in the comments was B.
Okay, maybe I’m not as great at picking sisters as I thought…
Well, me and B ARE in the same clan, so you’re not a total failure then. 😉
😉