Help yourself and someone else. Right in time for Christmas.

Just wondering…

If you could go back in time would you do it? Why or why not? If so, what would you go back to? Before you answer, these things would apply: Your kids would still be here, they would be just …

Hobbler’s rendition of “Someone Like You” by Adele

Hobbler’s rendition of “Someone Like You” by Adele

Play this in the background if you like to sing along: Karaoke

 

I heard gray would come around

That you’d find me soon and you, show up now

I heard going gray was true

Guess I couldn’t hide forever from you

 

Old age, why aren’t you more shy?

Just like you to come and not hide from the light

 

I hate you turned up out of the blue, uninvited

But you couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it

I had hoped I’d see my face and wouldn’t be reminded

That for me, my youth is over

 

Never mind, I’ll find some dye for you

I wish you had not shown up with your gray hair crew

Please go away, I begged, but my hairstylist said

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red

 

You know how the time flies

Only yesterday I had never used dyes

When I was raised my mom had some grays

Guess it’s my turn now for depressing days

 

 

I hate you turned up out of the blue, uninvited

But you couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it

I had hoped I’d see my face and wouldn’t be reminded

That for me, my youth is over

 

Never mind, I’ll find some dye for you

I wish you had not shown up with your gray hair crew

Please go away, I begged, but my hairstylist said

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red, yeah

 

Nothing compares, hair worries and cares

Why are there no cures?  Gray hair still endures

Who would have known how horrible this would look

 

Never mind, I’ll find some dye for you

I wish you had not shown up with your gray hair crew

Please go away, I begged, but my hairstylist said

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red

 

Never mind, I’ll find some dye for you

I wish you had not shown up with your gray hair crew

Please go away, I begged, but my hairstylist said

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red

When gray hair comes around, you should just dye your hair red

 

Ode to the Tootsie Roll

    Oh, little brown thing, shaped like poop You’re the only thing my kids won’t scoop Off the street in the parade The one to me, they quickly gave It isn’t as if they don’t like you When the …

Haven’t been here in a while…

…but what is up with WordPress making certain words/phrases links? It is annoying if you ask me. Which you didn’t, so…

Also, I thought I’d check out the Trifecta writing challenge, and can’t get on to their site. It redirects to some thing I have to sign up for. Weird.

A Rollal Pain

I still can’t stay long, since I’m trying to write for real, but I wanted to share this story with anyone who might still be stopping by. As a side note, do you think I will ever get published? I’m …