All I Want for Christmas is Some Apple Stock

Sis, this post is for you!

Sing this to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”

 

All I want for Christmas

   Is some Apple stock

My sister really

   Likes to talk.

 

Gee, if I had money

  For a new iPhone,

Siri could wish

   Her “Merry Christmas!”

 

It seems like only yesterday

   We all had phones just to do some talking

Gosh oh gee now I can be

   Surfing the net while I am still walking!

 

All I want for Christmas

   Is some Apple stock;

And all the “i” stuff

   To fill my sock.

 

Gee if I could only have

   Some Apple stock

I’d be in a great mood

   For Christmas.

 

do-do

 

All I want for Christmas

   Is some Apple stock.

My teen thinks iPod’s

   Really rock.

 

If she could listen to tunes

   As to school she walks;

She’d think I was so cool

   On Christmas.

 

It is amazing just to see

   All the things that iPhones can accomplish.

Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,

   If I got just this one wish.

 

All I want for Christmas

   Is some Apple stock;

And some free products

   Would really rock.

 

Gee, if I could only

   Have some Apple stock.

Then I could wish you

   “Merry Christmas!”

 

*Apple executives, come on with the money. Taco Bell, I would love a year life-time of free food, and I have a great idea for a Christmas tune for you. (I might use it anyway and hope it gets noticed by some PR person).

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