All I Want for Christmas is Some Apple Stock

Sis, this post is for you!

Sing this to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”

 
All I want for Christmas
   Is some Apple stock
My sister really
   Likes to talk.
 
Gee, if I had money
  For a new iPhone,
Siri could wish
   Her “Merry Christmas!”
 
It seems like only yesterday
   We all had phones just to do some talking
Gosh oh gee now I can be
   Surfing the net while I am still walking!
 
All I want for Christmas
   Is some Apple stock;
And all the “i” stuff
   To fill my sock.
 
Gee if I could only have
   Some Apple stock
I’d be in a great mood
   For Christmas.
 
do-do
 
All I want for Christmas
   Is some Apple stock.
My teen thinks iPod’s
   Really rock.
 
If she could listen to tunes
   As to school she walks;
She’d think I was so cool
   On Christmas.
 
It is amazing just to see
   All the things that iPhones can accomplish.
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
   If I got just this one wish.
 
All I want for Christmas
   Is some Apple stock;
And some free products
   Would really rock.
 
Gee, if I could only
   Have some Apple stock.
Then I could wish you
   “Merry Christmas!”
 

*Apple executives, come on with the money. Taco Bell, I would love a year life-time of free food, and I have a great idea for a Christmas tune for you. (I might use it anyway and hope it gets noticed by some PR person).

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