Nutting For Christmas: Receptionist Version

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I hung up on my bosses’ call;
   Somebody snitched on me.
Was shopping online at the mall;
   Somebody snitched on me.
I kept the call on hold to long
   Ignored it to write this song;
Did everything else all wrong;
   Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
   My supervisor is mad.
I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas
   ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.
I stopped the line to fix my chair
   Somebody snitched on me.
I used a pen to curl my hair
   Somebody snitched on me.
I asked the person for his card
   Laughed when he said forms were hard
Told him he was a *retard
   Somebody snitched on me.
So, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas
   Cause everybody is mad.
I’m gettin’nuttin’ for Christmas
   ‘Cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad.
I’m sure that I won’t get that raise;
   Somebody snitched on me.
I’ll try to find a job that pays;
   Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I’ll try to be great
   Customers won’t have to wait
Unless I am really late;
   Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
   ‘Cause if you’re not, your job might be through
You’ll get nuttin’ for Christmas.

*I know using the word “retard was politically incorrect, and I am not making fun of people with disabilities, but I needed a word that rhymed, and that was all I could think of. Sorry if anyone took offense.

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7 thoughts on “Nutting For Christmas: Receptionist Version

    • Ummm, I know that I make fun of tease receptionists a lot, but really I love them. I think it is so much fun when they put me on hold forever and shut the computer down for the day as soon as I reach the front of the line. 😉

      • No no! I’m not offended!! The “so…” is really just the way I talk, I talk that when I imply a certain level of understanding. I sucked it reception. Especially because I secretly enjoyed leaving people on hold AND forgetting about them, so…

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