Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.
Karaoke: (play in the background)
On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He stuck his tongue out at me.
On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
Best lyrics ever. This song actually makes sense! Thanks for the pingback and the birthday wishes!
I’m so glad you liked it. Hope you have a wonderful day!
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Awesomesausage… but I still like the classic lines… with the horny geese…
I don’t think I’ve heard that version…
Geese a laying??? Is this thing on?
This is the best (and the truest) version of this song! 🙂
It is much more realistic. I’m glad you liked it!
Loved it.
Thanks John!
Clever, clever, clever! Great lyrics.
Thank you Diane. I need to figure out how to make a youtube karaoke video for it.
You are the smartest, most creative, funny, talented person I have ever known (ok a little thick but it’s true)
Thanks Babe! I’ve got to admit that I got a little help from our kids on this one. 😉
It’s funny how these things seems to go around & around in your head like this song especially once they start Xmas vacay!
It is funny. This one really is appropriate for any occasion, especially when the kids are out of school. 😉
Can’t deny that it actually sounds real.
My kids were the inspiration for that. I think I’ve heard all those within the past month. 😉
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