Deck the Halls: Redneck Version

Music

Deck the halls with that new deer head.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Gramps, your nose, it sure is real red.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Found some road kill for our dinner.
   Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Wash it down with used paint thinner.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Now lets open up those presents;
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
And things that uncle grandpa sent us.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
First a gun for little Billy.
   Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Then some bibs for cousin Tilly.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Ma and Pa just want some moonshine.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Bubba got a new fishin line.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
Gramps some socks and Gramma mittens.
   Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Now let’s hug those racoon kittens.
   Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 

Be sure to check out your other favorite carols in the “Christmas” category.

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