Frosty The Stoned Man

Here is a real version, and here is one for you to karaoke with my new lyrics to.

Frosty the stoned man

   Was a jolly happy soul,

With a silver pipe and a runny nose

   And eyes so red they glowed.

 

Frosty the stoned man

   Is a crazy name they say,

If you listen though, his buddies know

How it came to be that way.

 

There must have been some magic in

   That last bowl that he found.

For when he smoked it in his pipe

   He began to dance around.

 

Frosty the stoned man

   Was as high as he could be.

And his buddies say he could laugh and play

   Or get zoned out in t.v.

 

Coughetty cough cough

   Coughetty cough cough

Listen to the sound.

   Coughetty cough cough

Coughetty cough cough

   The cops will soon surround.

 

Frosty the stoned man

   Knew the weed was good that day.

So he said, “Let’s run and get more fun

   Now before it goes away.”

 

Down to the village,

   A cigarette in his hand,

Drifting here and there all around the square

   Saying “Dude, let’s start a band”

 

He led them down the streets of town

   Right to the traffic cop.

And he only paused a moment when

   He heard him holler “Stop!”

 

For Frosty the stoned man

  Knew Wendy’s wouldn’t be open long

So he waved goodbye saying “I’m too high…

   If I wait the Frosty’s might be gone.”

 

Coughitty cough cough

   Coughitty cough cough

Listen to the sound.

   Coughitty cough cough

Coughitty cough cough

   The cops will soon surround.

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