Here is a real version, and here is one for you to karaoke with my new lyrics to.
Frosty the stoned man
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a silver pipe and a runny nose
And eyes so red they glowed.
Frosty the stoned man
Is a crazy name they say,
If you listen though, his buddies know
How it came to be that way.
There must have been some magic in
That last bowl that he found.
For when he smoked it in his pipe
He began to dance around.
Frosty the stoned man
Was as high as he could be.
And his buddies say he could laugh and play
Or get zoned out in t.v.
Coughetty cough cough
Coughetty cough cough
Listen to the sound.
Coughetty cough cough
Coughetty cough cough
The cops will soon surround.
Frosty the stoned man
Knew the weed was good that day.
So he said, “Let’s run and get more fun
Now before it goes away.”
Down to the village,
A cigarette in his hand,
Drifting here and there all around the square
Saying “Dude, let’s start a band”
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler “Stop!”
For Frosty the stoned man
Knew Wendy’s wouldn’t be open long
So he waved goodbye saying “I’m too high…
If I wait the Frosty’s might be gone.”
Coughitty cough cough
Coughitty cough cough
Listen to the sound.
Coughitty cough cough
Coughitty cough cough
The cops will soon surround.
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Good one! I enjoyed it. Coincidentally, my latest post is a takeoff on a famous poem.
http://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/the-macaw-by-dennis-allen-lange/
Thank you. I enjoyed your poem as well.
My first belly laugh of the morning, very funny!
Thank you. Always happy to entertain.
Do you think it’s possible that yours is the real version? It eerily makes more sense.
That’s funny…and scary. I’m sure it’s happened somewhere probably way too many times.
Great, now I won’t be able to get that song out of my head!!
Sorry…I just like Christmas music and irony too much to resist combining the two.
STOP IT, you are becoming infectious! Now all I want to do is rearrange Christmas songs. I will be watching tv then realize that I have no idea what is going on because I am trying to change the words to Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.
Sorry, but I think I am going to do all the “non-religious” Christmas carols…it is just too fun and easy. Next up…Grandma Got Runover By Some Rain Gear. 😉
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You know…sometimes I wonder about you. Then at times like this, I definitely know you have lost your mind.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Brilliant!
I laughed just as hard, though, at the spammer above me. Is he for real?!!? Is this an inside joke?
Thanks, and that particular spammer must have been hanging out with Frosty a little too long.
That spammer should photoshop his face on frosty, I think there would be a lot of resemblance (if you know what I mean)
He should do that. I need to figure out how to make videos for these songs.