Frosty The Stoned Man

Here is a real version, and here is one for you to karaoke with my new lyrics to.

Frosty the stoned man
   Was a jolly happy soul,
With a silver pipe and a runny nose
   And eyes so red they glowed.
 
Frosty the stoned man
   Is a crazy name they say,
If you listen though, his buddies know
How it came to be that way.
 
There must have been some magic in
   That last bowl that he found.
For when he smoked it in his pipe
   He began to dance around.
 
Frosty the stoned man
   Was as high as he could be.
And his buddies say he could laugh and play
   Or get zoned out in t.v.
 
Coughetty cough cough
   Coughetty cough cough
Listen to the sound.
   Coughetty cough cough
Coughetty cough cough
   The cops will soon surround.
 
Frosty the stoned man
   Knew the weed was good that day.
So he said, “Let’s run and get more fun
   Now before it goes away.”
 
Down to the village,
   A cigarette in his hand,
Drifting here and there all around the square
   Saying “Dude, let’s start a band”
 
He led them down the streets of town
   Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
   He heard him holler “Stop!”
 
For Frosty the stoned man
  Knew Wendy’s wouldn’t be open long
So he waved goodbye saying “I’m too high…
   If I wait the Frosty’s might be gone.”
 
Coughitty cough cough
   Coughitty cough cough
Listen to the sound.
   Coughitty cough cough
Coughitty cough cough
   The cops will soon surround.
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17 thoughts on “Frosty The Stoned Man

  1. STOP IT, you are becoming infectious! Now all I want to do is rearrange Christmas songs. I will be watching tv then realize that I have no idea what is going on because I am trying to change the words to Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

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