Santa Baby (Mom Version)

If you have not heard this song go to: This Link and hear the real thing first.

If you’re familiar with the song, please open this link (or a similar karaoke version of the song) and listen while inserting the following words:

Santa baby, just slip some NyQuil under the tree,
For me.
Haven’t slept well in years.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Santa baby, a Snuggie and some new p.j.s too,
Light blue.
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Think of games I haven’t missed,
Think of all the boo-boo’s that I always kissed.
Next year I could be just as good
If you’ll check off my Christmas list.
(Boo doo bee doo)
 
Santa baby, new coffee pot and really that’s
Not a lot.
Been an angel all year.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Santa honey, one little thing I really need,
New read.
For the bathroom retreat.
Santa honey,  so hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Santa cutie, my stocking’s full of bills
And some checks.
Sign your ‘X” on the line.
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Come and trim my Christmas tree;
With some decorations bought at Dollar Tree.
They will soon be broke or gone
So save your money for a gift-card to the salon.
(Boo doo bee doo)
 
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
Bathtub needs a good scrub.
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
 
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry tonight.
 
 
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7 thoughts on “Santa Baby (Mom Version)

    • You are so freaking sweet. 😉 Don’t tell, but this is just the first in what will be a whole series of updated Christmas carols. Keep an eye out for Frosty the Stoned Man.

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