Up on the housetop you better not pause
You’re not really Santa Claus.
Down through the chimney you might fall
If you put the lights up so tall.
Oh, oh, oh! There you go.
Ow, ow, ow! Call an ambulance now!
Up on the housetop you will trip.
So decorating you should skip.
Now in the house we decorate the tree
Putting the star on is hard you see.
So I leaned it over but what do you know
Trees aren’t designed to bend like so.
Oh, oh, oh! There it goes
Oh, oh, oh! Hurts my toes.
Now I have learned my lesson well
Putting the star on, the whole tree fell.
If you really feel the need
To deck your house with lots of speed.
Better make sure your insurance is good
Things don’t always go like they should.
Ho, ho, ho! Broke my toe.
Ho, ho, ho! Must move slow.
Down on the ground I’m going to stick.
You decorate from now on, good Saint Nick.