Mom, he won’t leave us alone!
What’s he doing?
He’s messing with our boat!
The swing boat? I see.
We told him to stop, but he won’t listen.
Oh no…sounds like you have a pirate problem.
Will you tell him to stop?
I need a little more information first. Does he have both legs?
Is he wearing an eye patch?
Mom stop, he isn’t a pirate.
Well then, I’ll just let you two sort it out.
Okay, okay, he’s a pirate, will you tell him to stop?
this might be a problem…
What? What now?
Pirates don’t listen to their mommies.