Little Red Riding Whore, and the Big, Bad, Wife

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman known as “little red riding whore”. “Little riding whore” is pretty self explanatory, but the “red” was for the stripper boots she wore everywhere.

As she did every Friday night, she walked the streets waiting for her special John to show up and take her on a ride. Ride, they did, often for hours until her thighs were beginning to bruise. She loved excitement and adventure, so the knowledge that he had a wife somewhere didn’t bother Red. In fact, just last week he’d taken her to his house for some “riding” in the master suite. It looked like that would be where they were going tonight as well.

“Hey Baby, I’ve missed you!”

“Hurry and get in, she’ll only be gone for a few hours so we’ve got to make this fast.”

They laughed and loved their way to the family house and began their riding sessions.

After they had done everything your dirty little mind imagines, the husband looked out the window for his wife, and seeing no sign of her car, he went downstairs to grab a few beers.

Unfortunately for him, his lover’s passionate cries had drowned out the sound of the big, bad wife’s car being parked in the garage, and he came downstairs to see the loaded handgun in his wife’s hands. She didn’t give him time to justify, but fired two shots into his groin and one into his heart.

Upstairs, little red riding whore heard the gunshots, but didn’t really realize what was going on. She thought maybe they were fireworks, or some other popping thing. (She was a blonde).

When she saw the big, bad wife come through the door, she knew this story wouldn’t end well.

“Let me explain…”

No need to explain dear

“But what wide eyes you have.”

The better to see the half naked bitch in my bed with.

“He said he wasn’t married.”

Now don’t start to lie dear.

“Is…is that…a real gun.”

It’s a hell of a lot more real than your “guns”.

With that, she unloaded the handgun into the whore, and lived happily ever after.

The End

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