I Need A Christmas Diet Now

Real – Karaoke

 

Hide all the turkey
And the mood food before my spirit falls again
Still want some chocolate,

But I’m too fat so diet really must begin
Now…

 

For I need a little weight loss; right this very minute,
Need to fit my old jeans. Why can’t I get in it?
Yes I need to be much thinner; right this very minute.
My doctor sure has made worry so I must diet in a hurry.

 

So, call up weight watchers;

Or something else I can try to be really lean,

Tried lots of diets

But lasting results are a thing I’ve never seen

how…

 

Cause I move a little slower, my midsection’s bigger
Can’t fit in my old clothes. Don’t really have a figure
And I need some motivation sitting on my shoulder.
Need a little diet now.

 

So toss out the junk food.
Some health snacks I hear would really do me good
Find that old gym card;

Some exercise would help me to look like I should

now…

 

But I need a little diet. Right this very minute.

Wish I’d hung a stocking and weight-loss bars were in it.

Yes I need a little diet, right this very minute.

Only look good when my eyes go blurry

So I must diet in a hurry.

 

So climb on the treadmill.

Break out the ab roller to really look so good.

Get plastic surgery

That might just stop the nickname if it really could

“Cow”.

 

For I need to really lose weight

Need to look much better

Have to fit my gram’s gift

Of that Christmas sweater;

50 pounds would be a snappy

“Happy ever after”

Need a little diet now.

Need a little diet now.

 

 

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