And the mood food before my spirit falls again
Still want some chocolate, But I’m too fat so diet really must begin
Now… For I need a little weight loss; right this very minute,
Need to fit my old jeans. Why can’t I get in it?
Yes I need to be much thinner; right this very minute.
My doctor has sure made worry and I must diet in a hurry. So call up weight watchers Or something else I can try to be really lean. Tried lots of diets But lasting results are a thing I’ve never seen how… Cause I move a little slower, my midsection’s bigger
Can’t fit in my old clothes, don’t really have a figure
And I need some motivation sitting on my shoulder.
Need a little diet now. So toss out the junk food.
Some healthy snacks I hear would really do me good.
Find that old gym card. Some exercise would help me to look like I should now… And I need a little diet. Right this very minute. Wish I’d hung a stocking and weight-loss bars were in it. Yes I need a little diet, right this very minute. Only look good when my eyes go blurry So I must diet in a hurry. So climb on the treadmill. Break out the ab roller to really look so good. Get plastic surgery That might just stop the nickname if it only could “Cow”. For I need to really lose weight Need to look much better Have to fit my gram’s gift Of that Christmas sweater; 50 pounds would be a snappy “Happy ever after” Need a little diet now. Need a little diet now.