Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.
Karaoke: (play in the background)
On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He stuck his tongue out at me.
On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
