This post was inspired by a WordPress friend. Please read her post here before continuing, it will definitely be worth your time. If you have never heard this song, watch the real version first, then click the karaoke version and have it playing in the background while you insert the lyrics here.
Occasionally I remake song lyrics into more meaningful expressions of daily life. This one is for you, Life is a Bowl of Kibble; although I, and probably many of you, can relate.I’m too hairy for makeup Too hairy for makeup Look like a wolf pup And I’m too hairy I should shave Too hairy I should shave Or hide in a cave And I’m too hairy for your picture Too hairy for your picture No way I will endure I’m a woman you know that should mean That I won’t get little hairs on my cheekbones I’m a woman you know that should mean That my face shouldn’t look like Sly Stallone’s I’m too hairy for the store Too hairy for the store Won’t open the door And I’m too hairy I should wax Too hairy I should wax Stop hair in its tracks I’m a woman you know that should mean That my chin will not be sprouting black hair I’m a woman you know that should mean I wouldn’t have as much hair as a brown bear I’m too hairy for my Too hairy for my, too hairy for my ‘Cause I’m a woman you know that should mean Facial hair will make me start to freak out I’m a woman you know that will mean I will soon start to beg, cry, scream and shout I’m too hairy like a cat So hairy like a cat This is worse than being fat I’m so hairy I feel sick So hairy I feel sick It’s so gross and thick And I’m too hairy for this song