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You don’t need to know why.
Which of these is your favorite: ice cream, pizza, candy, or fish?
Bedtime Stories: Pirates
Mom, he won’t leave us alone!
What’s he doing?
He’s messing with our boat!
The swing boat? I see.
We told him to stop, but he won’t listen.
Oh no…sounds like you have a pirate problem.
Will you tell him to stop?
I need a little more information first. Does he have both legs?
Duh! Mommmm…
Is he wearing an eye patch?
Mom stop, he isn’t a pirate.
Well then, I’ll just let you two sort it out.
Okay, okay, he’s a pirate, will you tell him to stop?
Sure,
but…
uh oh,
this might be a problem…
What? What now?
Pirates don’t listen to their mommies.
12 Days of Christmas: Tattletale Twelve
Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.
Karaoke: (play in the background)
On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He stuck his tongue out at me.
On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
Blue Christmas: Last Remake of the Season
Real Version – Karaoke I am so blue, blue after Christmas. Chaos is through, we’re done with the big fuss. Decorations still up, but it’s easy to see I’m in no mood to, start taking down the tree. … Continue reading
Frosty The Stoned Man
Here is a real version, and here is one for you to karaoke with my new lyrics to. Frosty the stoned man Was a jolly happy soul, With a silver pipe and a runny nose And eyes so red … Continue reading
But Mom You’re Too Old to Drive (Chrismas Carols)
Real – karaoke I really can’t stay – (but mom you’re too old to drive) I’ve got to go away – (but mom you’re too old to drive) This evening has been – (I’ll warm the car before you … Continue reading
Santa Baby (Mom Version)
If you have not heard this song go to: This Link and hear the real thing first. If you’re familiar with the song, please open this link (or a similar karaoke version of the song) and listen while inserting the following words: … Continue reading
Jingle Bells: And Other Noisy Toys
Real – These things are better if you sing them to the tune of the real song. Went shopping on Black Fri. I got a bunch of toys Passed up the drum set my kid wants Cause I didn’t … Continue reading
Grandma Got Runover By Some Rain Gear: Illustrated Version
I think this is the favorite out of my remade Christmas songs, so I thought I’d make some pics to go with it. Now, please don’t be too harsh on the drawings, they are just for fun. Real…Karaoke Grandma got … Continue reading
