I’ve tuned into a Jesus Devotee this year. He’s taken over all of my social media, and the rest of my life. I got saved as a child but after a life of trials had come to the conclusion that we were probably all right.
Then all the stuff earlier this year (see blog)and now I’m a Jesus freak, so, whatever. Anyway, back to Satan. He doesn’t like me because I’m so into Jesus, even though I love Satan too, in some ways.
God and me love everyone. Anyway, the other day he started messing with my ears. Now they ring all the time.
He thinks he can make me forget to tell everyone that Satan exists only in your head. It is hard, and I can’t do it while writing this because I’m looking at a screen.
When I’m done being my head to write, I’m going to tell my brain to shut up and to quit being such a narcissist. Then I’m going to close my eyes and be my body and soul. You can too.
Can You Dance? Whether you think you can or not, your body can dance and wants to.
Tell your brain to quit Hogging all the attention and be your eyes for a couple of your favorite songs.
Our bodies have eyes and the eyes have watched dancers all our lives, in some form or another.
Trust me, Your body. Knows how to dance way better than your brain does. Watch if move. If your brain tries to make you think🤔tell it to shut up and be your eyes.
Tell us which songs you dance to In the comments. Come street dance with me sometime! Love you! 👽
Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.
Karaoke: (play in the background)
On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He stuck his tongue out at me.
On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
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