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Keep your voice down!

I don’t think she heard us.

You better hope not, or we’re in big trouble.

She wouldn’t tell.

Yes she would! She always tells.

Even if she did tell, we haven’t done anything yet.

She’ll wait until we do, and then tell.

Maybe we should let her in on it.

She won’t do it, she’s too scared.

Yeah, but maybe she will keep from telling if she thinks she’s in on it.

It doesn’t matter if she’s in on it or not. She always tells.

Ok, fine. So when are we going to do it?

Girls, come down here this instant!

Told you she’d tell…

Bedtime Stories: Pirates


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Mom, he won’t leave us alone!

What’s he doing?

He’s messing with our boat!

The swing boat? I see.

We told him to stop, but he won’t listen.

Oh no…sounds like you have a pirate problem.

Will you tell him to stop?

I need a little more information first. Does he have both legs?

Duh! Mommmm…

Is he wearing an eye patch?

Mom stop, he isn’t a pirate.

Well then, I’ll just let you two sort it out.

Okay, okay, he’s a pirate, will you tell him to stop?

Sure,
but…
uh oh,
this might be a problem…

What? What now?

Pirates don’t listen to their mommies.