Real – Karaoke Hide all the turkey And the mood food before my spirit falls again Still want some chocolate, But I’m too fat so diet really must begin Now… For I need a little weight loss; right this … Continue reading
I Need A Christmas Diet Now
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It’s hard to change the world without getting a little crazy.
To all my followers
I’m not sure who made this video for me or how you got Christina Aguilera to sing in it!
Irregardless, I am very sorry for making you so sad. You can still follow me anywhere. I’ll try to post more often.
OAR Peace
Move Music
I need help making a good playlist of songs I can dance to in my wheelchair. I also need to learn some moves that will look like I’m dancing, vs. having spasms while I’m rolling around town.
Some that I’m thinking are “Happy”, the one I posted yesterday, “party rock”? I’m not sure, but I’d love any suggestions for songs or moves, or both. Pharrell Williams has some basic arm moves for his song, but I really suck at dancing. Even when I could walk I couldn’t dance.
12 Days of Christmas: Tattletale Twelve
Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.
Karaoke: (play in the background)
On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He stuck his tongue out at me.
On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:
She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.
Blue Christmas: Last Remake of the Season
Real Version – Karaoke I am so blue, blue after Christmas. Chaos is through, we’re done with the big fuss. Decorations still up, but it’s easy to see I’m in no mood to, start taking down the tree. … Continue reading
But Mom You’re Too Old to Drive (Chrismas Carols)
Real – karaoke I really can’t stay – (but mom you’re too old to drive) I’ve got to go away – (but mom you’re too old to drive) This evening has been – (I’ll warm the car before you … Continue reading
Up On The Housetop: Do it yourself guide.
Real Up on the housetop you better not pause You’re not really Santa Claus. Down through the chimney you might fall If you put the lights up so tall. Oh, oh, oh! There you go. Ow, ow, ow! … Continue reading
Santa Baby (Mom Version)
If you have not heard this song go to: This Link and hear the real thing first. If you’re familiar with the song, please open this link (or a similar karaoke version of the song) and listen while inserting the following words: … Continue reading
