Narcissism


Venturing away from the book for a moment.

Can I ask you something? How would you define narcissism? Not dictionary definitions, lets start with examples.

I’ll start. If you believe when you are driving that the other idiots on the road intentionally cut you off, slow down or speed up around you, would those thoughts be narcissistic?

Or maybe if I think that the only time people call me is when I’m in the restroom. Is that narcissistic?

What about the thought that everyone is always fine, until you are in a bad spot and can’t take care of them. Though that might often be the case, is the thought narcissistic?

12 Days of Christmas: Tattletale Twelve


Does anyone else think the “12 Days of Christmas” song is a little strange? Here are some more realistic lyrics.

Karaoke: (play in the background)

On the first day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

He stuck his tongue out at me.

On the second day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

They are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the third day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

She won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the fourth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

He told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the fifth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

It is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the sixth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

She won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the seventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

They will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the eighth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

He grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the ninth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

She isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the tenth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

They made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

He said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my daughter said to me:

She called me whiny, he said “get out now”, they made a big mess, she isn’t helping, he grabbed it from me, they will not take turns, she won’t play with me, it is not fair, he told me a lie, she won’t stop, they are being mean, and he stuck his tongue out at me.

Playing With Myself


I’ve been doing some thinking. People like videos right? YouTube is as popular as ever, and some lucky people even are making money off their videos.

Of course, I wouldn’t be doing everything that other people are doing out there. I’m a little crazy, but not that much. No, I think I’d stick to stuff I know. Like myself. Everyone likes to watch a girl relaxing and just plain enjoying herself right?

Of course, I would have to use some of my toys, and I would have to do some scripting, but it could work right? If you make it, they will come. Field of Dreams…

Anyway, everyone who stumbles across this blog likes to play right? Isn’t that what blogging ultimately comes down to? So, if I play…on video…would you watch?

I hope so. I hope you let your kids watch too. What? What! This whole time you thought I was talking about porn? I play. With words. Get your minds out of the gutter!

I was talking about my invention/method of teaching spelling to little kids. It involves toys I made, and it quickly taught my daughter to spell words like “tomorrow”, and “eight”. Words that can’t be sounded out.

Next month, I’ll try to make a video and post it online. I’ll link to it here, and I really hope some of you check it out. Not those of you who came to this post looking for porn. Actually, you can check it out too, it couldn’t waste more time than porn does. 😉

Word Game


The object of this game is to use the name if any fruit or vegetable in each comment that you make across at least 10 people’s blogs. If you chose to post today, you cannot use fruit or vegetables at all in your post, and your goal is to post something that would be very difficult for people to comment about using any fruit or veggie name. (For example, writing about the Holocaust or something really serious). This game will require using the Honor System (you couldn’t just say “I ate a carrot” or something that has no connection to the post you are replying to), so get creative and have fun.

We are playing either Friday or Saturday, or both, so if I don’t see your posts, send me a link, so I can try to think of something about your post to go bananas for. 😉

I should have mentioned earlier, but the vegetables can be in compound words, like popcorn. Also, you don’t have to use it in every comment; just at least 10 of the ones you make. It has also been decided that nuts can count as well…not that kind of nuts…real nuts you know?