Category: Witty Humor
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From Rebekah’s Family:
Rebekah Grace Franklin (CDC) passed away early in the morning on December 22nd, 2021. She was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in her early 20’s. This did not stop her from marrying and starting a family. Her condition worsened over the years, but she would still say that her best years were spending time with her…
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Tonight
I give myself to the Author of my story: I have no idea how this story ends but I trust in Your Will. All paths Lead to You. What will be, will be.
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I dreamed the other night
I played Russian roulette in one, which probably says something about my state of mind. The other dream was spent walking around Lowe’s parking lot looking for free carpet and art supplies. Thanks again God I love dreaming and Walking and climbing on construction stuff. It felt good
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God
God is One. Allah is One. They are One almighty, creator and master of the universe. Christians believe in the trinity, Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, as do I, but I also believe in Allah and the oneness of Allah/God. I don’t know if I worship Jesus or the Holy Spirit but I love…
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Faith
I am half Christian, but also half Muslim. I believe Allah is just another name for God, but I think Jesus is the way to Him. I don’t know if I should worship Jesus or the Holy Spirit or only God/Allah, who is One. Christians believe in the Trinity, but humanity contaminated Jesus, and Jesus…
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Do you worship the Holy Spirit?
I know, I know, the three in One thing, and we worship God, so of course that includes the Holy Spirit but do you bow your head to Him, It, Whatever, or are you bowing to God the Father primarily, with the understanding that the Holy Spirit is part of the God you worship? Just…
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Shower
Last night I dreamed I took a shower. It felt so real. It’s been weeks since I actually had a shower, just bed baths. It felt so good to wash my hair. Nursing home life is getting to me. Thanks for the break God.
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Cheese sticks
Last night I dreamed I was at sonic. I had just dipped a stick in sauce and was already looking forward to my cheddar peppers with ranch. I went to take a bite but was met with a different texture than I was expecting, and no stretching gooiness, yep you guessed it. I’m still in…
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I have had many dreams lately
Some are inappropriate for WordPress, others I just haven’t written down. Last night I dreamed I was driving, which I haven’t done in years and the city I was in was made of cardboard. At the same time like a flea market with many different areas of interest. I remember a school bus, driving through…
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Should we worship Jesus
Hear me out please, I’m half Christian half Muslim. I love Jesus and I believe He is the only way to Allah/God. I think Jesus càme to this planet, died and rose again and that He is the Son of God and man, but He never said I am God, worship me. That, I believe,…
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Groceries
At a big dollar general getting groceries for family with ex husband and kids. I drank part of. A good Gatorade and we got some lucky charms and I was wondering if I should get some. Lunch stuff. I was in my power chàir but I don’t remember a lift. A l ot of impossibilities…
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Cats and dogs
I just dreamed I took our two cats and two dogs to Walmart. I met a friend there and we moved around the parking lot while talking about a cold case he had info on. I actually don’t know how the animals got there no ow that I think about it, but we were done…
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Poor Linda
“Oh God, help me. You’ve got to help me. Help me. Oh God. Help me. Help me God…” Over and over and on and on. I F eel sorry for her in some ways. Sorry for the nurses and other residents she’s keeping up. Mostly tired. Nurse: What’s wrong Linda: I don’t know, I guess…
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Big balls
I Haag a dream. I was walking with abig jacket and lots of kids and we were finding big balls, small balls, different kinds and colors some with faces, etc. I was putting them in my jàcket with the intention of giving them out and there was a lot of mud. It was a construction…
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Screaming Linda
Now screaming “oh God help me; it feels like it’s broken.” the nursing staff ignores her continual screaming, but every now and then I hear them trying to help her or at least càlm her down.
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Magic from God
Some would call them miracles but have you ever had objects teleport, be. Transformed, change colors or disappear from your fingers? Just wondering because I have. God is real. Satan is too. He shit. In my shower. God says they don’t talk like that in Heaven so. Sorry if the terminology bothers you. Humans use…
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Dreaming
I just had a dream of emptying my catheter bag. Which I can’t do of course. I can barely move on my own. Prior to that I dreamed I was driving and got lost. I haven’t driven in years, my legs don’t work. Dreaming is awesome though and my escape from the current reality of…
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Nursing home frustrations
I’m not easily frustrated but I need to vent. A lady down the hall screams often.,.things like “God help me” or “can I get more coffee” or “where’s my dad” even though she also occasionally says he’s dead. My roommate used to unplug my tv to turn it off but has discovered that the Cox…
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Nursing home
After experiencing a series of infections and septic shock, I’ve been placed in a nursing home. I’ve lost months of memories and all of my independence. I miss it. I’m not sure what to write but I need to do something so stay tuned.
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